Seedy

September 17th, 2010

I love the elaborate costumes and the lighting. That pinkish glow reminds me of those seedy adult bookstores or those not so classy tittybars. Haha. I think you should be dressed just like this, e! Remaining in the room and made to suck and fuck all that enter. Grin 

A Bitch In Heat

September 16th, 2010

Teased and Denied

Good grief it’s been ages since I last blogged! Maybe I should stop posting so much on other people’s blogs and pay a wee bit more attention to my own.

I am sitting here working on a new project and I am being bombarded by e’s desperate pleas to be a complete whore on yahoo messenger. Hahaha. He is BEGGING to be allowed to do the most pervy things to himself and I must admit I am somewhat amused. Yes, he was chastised for keeping me from my task and I haven’t heard a peep since then. Grin

 I actually only found it mildly annoying and mostly chuckled over his behavior but he doesn’t have to know that until he reads this. I believe in letting a slave sweat a lil! Haha. I am sure he is sitting there nervously awaiting this blog entry to be posted. I know it must be so sexually frustrating, continually teased and denied, not knowing what to expect, and just wondering what sort of a punishment I intend on possibly doling out for disturbing me earlier. I can be such a moody bitch sometimes that they never know. A small infraction can really set me off (just ask sissyslut lucy) and have some major consequences and at other times I give my sluts a bit more leeway.  I think it makes it more fun and keeps them on their toes!

 I also know he sits there HARD as a rock and can’t take his eyes off his huge fat cocktoy that he wishes I would command him to stuff in one of his holes! Now that need to serve is truly driving him crazy because he is short on time. This means he must say goodbye to me even tho he wishes to stay desperately to see what I posted. Now he must rush his owned ass to that appointment so that he isn’t late for it. I have no doubts he stayed until the last minute possible too! I know he probably also has thoughts of sneaking back on here to jerk his cock and taste his own cum but that plan has just been halted by me. Hahaha. He was told no jerking or cumming until I say so!!!

In all honesty tho, I can’t really punish him for what he has become, especially since I am the one that trained his ass to be such an insatiable cock hungry slut.  I however do NOT have to let the lil fuckhole jerk his cock or allow him to cum. Hahaha. Not until it pleases me!

So why don’t you write and tell the world of what you have become, e………

Then maybe, just maybe…..I may let you….jerk…maybe even choke on that cocktoy until you gag and drool…or ride it like a lil bitch in heat…..

Hahahahaha……..

Cleaning House & A Tale Of A Caged Slut

September 2nd, 2010

I have recently been approached by an exciting new crop of submissive sluts that are showing great potential. Since a girl only has so much time on her hands, well I  have decided I am going to clean house in the upcoming weeks. Absolutely no sense in keeping selfish sluts around that can’t seem to pull their heads out of their asses that disappoint more then they please me on a regular basis. Especially not when I could easily be intereacting with deserving slaves that go out of their way to brighten my day and truly seem to have a desire to serve. I am quite frankly fed up with and sick of sluts that only seem to want to serve when their cocks are HARD or when it is convienent for them to do so. Apparently their needs are what is important and whining and sulking if they don’t get their way is what they deem proper behavior. WRONG! I have now completely ignored all messages or calls from my owned sluts and even the ones I play with from time to time that had hoped to be owned by me. None of them will get a response from me while I mull over which ones I intend on keeping and which ones I am cutting loose. They are however expected to continue turning in assignments that were given to them prior to all of this, keep to their tribute schedules, and continue to touch base even though they will NOT get a response from me. If they decide not to do so, well it just made my job of weeding out the undesirables that much easier. If they hope to stay in my life, I highly recommend they take this time to figure out what areas they need to work on and start showing some signs of improvement and quickly!!

So I spoke with bill (aka jennifer) in the last week and I must admit I am jealous of his owner Cassandra. If only the sluts I was bitching about above were more like him. I think I have been chatting with the adorable slut for about four or five years now and each time I hear his voice I can’t help but smile. Hearing the enthusiasm in his voice as he speaks to me about how much he adores her is endearing. I guess I should of snatched up his ass years ago when it was still on the market and unbranded with the letter C. The slut calls when Cassandra is out of town (with her permission of course) to just say hello, ask what I am up to, and of course update me on his life with Cassandra after moving in. The stories of recent lessons and punishments she has doled out to him always amuses me and makes me want to meet Cassandra in person that much more. The latest tale was of how he had to to share the confines of his cage with two dogs Cassandra was dogsitting while her sister was out of town. Seems bill went a wee bit hungry because he had to fight the pooches for the scraps of food in the doggie bowl. Hahaha. I told his ass he was lucky to get whatever morsels he got and he should be thankful they were smaller dogs and not a larger breed. Maybe I will make a trip out to LA in the near future.  I denfinitely wouldn’t mind dressing up, abusing, and filming bill/jennifer in the dungeon Cassandra has opened up with her Domme friends.

Hands Down Pants

August 12th, 2010
Small Cocks Are So…

 

Damn! I nearly forgot you, pindick timmie! Hahaha. I guess I owe you that video clip you paid for! Must mean that you are that forgettable!  I am sure you are all too used to women blowing your ass off tho, so I won’t even pretend like I care and come up with some weak ass apology, that we both know I don’t mean. Hahahaha.

It’s so sad that even when you pay girls to pay you some attention, they don’t! It’s that useless small cock between your legs ya know! If you had a huge impressive cock or even an average sized penis, you would have no trouble getting and holding a girl’s attention. Pretty impossible to work up the courage to ask a girl out isn’t it? Hahahaha. Even harder to get her to say yes? Hahahah. It’s that insecurity of knowing you have a nub where a cock should be that girls can smell on you!  It’s that confidence of being a real man with a real pecker that drives girls absolutely crazy that you don’t have and can’t fake! Hell if you are lucky enough to get a first date, I am sure you can’t get her to agree to a second date or show up to it! Hahahaha. How many times have you been stood up or turned down at the very last minute for something that just came up at the last minute? 

Just think of the wonders that would open up for you if you were only standing in the right line when they were handing out cocks! Hahahaha. All the manly conversations with the guys from work over beers you could participate in when they were all boasting about how much pussy they were getting!  Hell, you could actually be able to contribute some stories yourself. Hahaha. If you tried  to fit in with the guys and tell a tale of one of the many nonexistent conquests of yours, they would all laugh at your ass because they knew you weren’t packing a damn thing from standing next to you at the urinal. They would know you were lying! Hahahaha. In fact, I bet you that they joke about how much of a pinky dick you have behind your back right now!. Hahahaha.

Now that it is becoming clearer of what your options are as only 1/7 of a man, are you ready to start learning your place at my feet, teeny tiny timmie? Hahahahaha.

To further drive home the point, note how I didn’t even get all dolled up to make your clip! Hahahaha. Impressing you or caring even remotely how you saw me did not even register on my care meter. So there I am in the clip with barely any makeup on and my hair is just pulled back in a pony-tail. Hahahaha. I bet no girl you ever went out with even shaved her junk or her legs for you either! If she did, I bet she was thinking….”WTF I shaved my shit for this?”

Haahahahahahha

 

Found A Hot Shemale Porn Site

August 12th, 2010

Doesn't she just make you want to drop to your knees and suck cock, e?

Well it appears my cockwhore elvis (a.k.a. ”e”)  has been surfing the net quite a bit lately in search of quality shemale porn. Hahaha. All of this is by his own admission of course. My yahoo has been flooded with desperate offline msgs these past few weeks from him which I found hysterical. They were all of how badly he was craving cock or wanting to serve after viewing them. How guilt ridden he is on these particular dark days at what a big whore he is becoming truly amuses me. The way he ping pongs back and forth from wanting to have these strong pervy urges satiated in the moment, even accepting the humiliation that comes with it in his weakest moments, to him trying to resist the temptations I set before him, all of which are meant to lead him further down that degradation road. I long for the day he comes to terms with what he is. Hahahaha. I won’t have to spend so much of my time reminding his ass to what he is and move straight to the slut training, the part I enjoy most!

Anyhow, I can’t help but grin as I dangle this” new find” in front of the needy slut,  knowing his new weakness! Hahaha. I think it was the name that initially caught my attention while sifting through all the chicks with dicks.  Zoe Fuck Puppet! What a fun name! Hahaha. Then as I looked over the various photo sets in the free tour, I totally fell in love! Her gorgeious legs! They went on forever and lead straight to her HUGE ass cock! Hahahah. I could totally see My slut e choking and gagging on it! Yum! In my smitten state, I signed up with the affiliate program because I wanted to share her site with you. I knew she would be a hit because she is hot as fuck and you all know I have impeccable taste. I will get a refferal bonus when you sluts sign up as well so JOIN, bitches!  Yet another perk which I am excited about will be a temporary membership to her site which I am waiting on. I can’t wait to gain access!

Small Cock Humiliation

August 6th, 2010
Small cocks are only good for one thing…

I told a certain enthusiastic lil slave named tiny tim last week, that I would go ahead and post  the custom video he won on my blog. It seemed such a waste to email the clip to the tiny dicked slut personally when I can just as easily share it with all of you for some good laughs.  Such a mean bitch you say? Would you love me half as much if I was any other way? Hahahaha. Bringing a man to his knees is always so much damn fun! 

  Anyhow, I have told his ass to keep his eyes open for the update on my blog but have yet to deliver. The funny part is it’s been over a week and a half!  Hahahaha. All part of the my lil plan for my lil admirer to be schooled in what to expect in this world when sporting such an itty bitty stump of a pecker. It’s important for him to know where his place is on the social totem pole (pole - hahaha – something he wishes he had) when his cock is so small that girls laugh at him when he drops his drawers. Hahaha.

I totally keep forgetting to ask size challenged timmie where he lives tho!  I plan on looking up the website stats (shall I post that too, chicklet?) to see exactly how often he checks to see if I put up the clip. Hahaha. My guess is at least a half a dozen times a day. I would bet my panties on that! I keep forgetting the dweeb is reading this! “Ahhhhh…poor poor timmie…am I talking about you as if you aren’t here with us reading this?”  Hahahaha. “So tell me, how often have you checked this site? Hmmmmmmmmm? As much as my slut….e?”  Haha. “How fucking sad!” I know some of you are probably saying she is just so mean! Get over it! I have no doubts that stumpy here is used to this sort of treatment from women! In fact, I know he is reading this and pitching a tent in his pants…….we just can’t see it. Hahaha. “Isn’t this so, tim?”

  What cracks me up is if this was a normal auction with an average joe/real man, he would be raising hell wanting either the item he paid for ASAP or his money back! Hahahaha. What’s this pathetic slut doing about it all? Hahahaha. Not a damn thing that involves having a set of balls! Hahahahaha. Not only did he leave me this stellar feedback for the transaction before he received anything, I am getting the most lovely emails about how awesome I am and how much of a true Goddess (he is very astute on this point – hahahaha – you other bitches can learn from this loser) I am.

“Sooooooooooooo tiny tim…want the video clip?……Hmmmmmmmmmmmm?”

Grin

“Beg for it, micro-boy! Write your response in the comment part of the blog entry. I have created a member profile for you to login under so you can participate in this lil discussion.”  Hahahaha. “All you have to do is send me another one of those sappy ass emails telling me how awesome I am and do some major begging for the pw so you can log in to take part to get your clip!”

“BTW…that disappointment you feel after getting all excited as you log onto my site hoping for an update? The one you feel so keenly when you realize I haven’t yet. Well that’s the disappointment a girl feels when she sees the size of your cock for the first time!” Hahahaha. ”There she is all hot and wet…wanting to get slam fucked…her clothes are coming off…..she is all excited as you are unzipping your pants…then she sees THAT!” Hahahahaha. “Well now you can relate as to what true disappointment is like!”  Hahahahah.

 ”Wasting a girl’s time like that is simply NOT cool, tiny!! ;-)

Get To Cleaning….

July 29th, 2010

I decided I own way too many pairs of shoes this past week! Wait! What in the hell am I saying? A shoewhore can never own enough pairs of shoes! Let me rephrase that to my closet is not nearly big enough to accommodate my vast collection. This means don’t put those unused credit cards back in your wallets just yet boys!!! Buying me an awesome pair of shoes is still the best way to get my attention. Hahahaha. I will make room for them even if it means the spare bedroom is now the shoe room.  

Well the thought of picking out two pairs of shoes that needed a good cleaning seemed easy enough. Talk about a serious moment of indecisiveness when I had to actually narrow it down to two tho. Hahaha. Choosing two pairs I would be willing to part with for good was a wee bit harder then I had anticipated. Normally, I would just pick the ones that looked the dirtiest but since they were being shipped to a new footslut I  just aquired, I had other factors to consider. Would the slut return them in a timely manner if at all? Would they be spotlessly cleaned and unmolested (had this image of a sweaty grunting slut humping my shoes and leaving me a present in them-yuck!). Hahaha. Hey, don’t laugh! Not all sluts are trained properly and how the hell did I know this slut was and even trustworthy!  I knew if I was sending these off to my slut e, sissyslut lucy, or even lovestruck, well I would have nothing to fear.  Okay, maybe I can see lucy highly tempted and entertaining the thought of stuffing her big ass feet in them just to see how they would look on her but changing her mind or rather coming to her senses at the very last moment. 

Anyhow, I had to remind myself that I had a knack for picking out the eager sluts with potential from the trash that’s out there. I ended up deciding on two pairs of shoes that I wouldn’t miss too terribly in case I was wrong about him. A pair of black slip on shoes that I have had for a few years that I wear mostly for comfort when doing errands and a pair of sneakers I have had for at least a decade that I wear to do the yard work.  I noticed the slip on shoes were a bit muddy on the bottom but otherwise probably not much of a challenge for the slut and his eager tongue. Close inspection of the sneakers showed even less of a challenge. Well I couldn’t have that so I wore the sneakers and weed wacked around my rose bushes in the backyard. Hahahaha. As you can see in the pictures, they are going to be a bitch to clean! Hahahaha. The tiny bits of grass is all on the inside of the shoe as well.  Guess we will find out exactly how good he is! Very pleased with myself in making his task harder, I packaged them all up and they will go out tomorrow with e’s package.

I will keep you updated and you will either be reading about my lil bitchfest or about my praises of my new slut and whether or not I decided to keep his ass. I will also post the pictures of the cleaned shoes once I have them in my possession again so you can see how good of a job he did or didn’t do!

Auctions Up On Ebanned

May 15th, 2010

Humiliation Assignment For Pathetic Losers

I just checked my last feedback on Ebanned and it was way back in Aug of 09. So not quite a year away but pretty damn close. I first joined back in 03 and when I checked my activity, it showed me being very active and then taking a bit of a break to be the norm. This last time was for a good chunk of time though. Normally it was for just a month or two.

I have always loved the site because it’s like a watering hole for all the crazy fetish freaks. I have met some truly colourful characters since I joined,  some I am still in contact with and consider friends. Anyhow, I was on the site the other day and felt a bit of nostalgia. I guess I sorta missed it and decided to be active again.

I know I promised back in April or February (how sad is that?) that I would be putting up some auctions and they are finally up! Hahaha. Yes, I know! Just pathetic! They (the two auctions I have up) should be closing in about 5 days or so, so log your asses in and BID before it’s too late! One is for the humiliation junkies and the other is for my foot hoes. If you are neither then I guess you are fucked and it sucks to be you! Haha. Just keep your eyes out for future auctions, I promise not to make you wait 3 months!

So back to the auctions! Hahaha.  Okay, this is going to get a wee bit catty…screw it…a lot catty! I put up this auction for the boys that love a good humiliation assignment. The short version…the sluts bid and if lucky enough to win my toothbrush…get it shipped to them so they can brush their teeth with it…they tell me they did so…then I send them an email with pics and vid clips…of all the horrible and fucked up things I did to the toothbrush. Ya know the stuff normal people would get grossed out by and be dry heaving for the entire day if they knew they just brushed their teeth with the abused toothbrush. Hahahaha. Pretty sure the average joe would contemplate gargling with bleach while the pathetic loser into it would be HARD as rock and stroking his cock til it was raw.

Sooooooo….back to the Meowwwwwww…hisshisshiss….hahahaha….I am checking out the other auctions and I’ll be damned…this chick put one up nearly identical.  I know the toothbrush thing has probably been done before, hell…I have done it before…but really? What a douchebag! To her credit she was kind enough to change a few aspects of the auction to make it somewhat original and her own, even puting it in another category. How thoughtful of her, huh? So I am shaking my head and scroll down to the end of her auction and she has this animated gif at the bottom that says “often imitated but never duplicated” and I damn nearly choked on my coffee as I laughed.  Good times! Hahahaha.

I had a peek at her other stuff and it was pretty plain to see the same person didn’t write all the text you came across on her pages. Or maybe she has the whole Sybil thing going on! Haha. I am sure she lazily just cut and pasted from the other girls. Maybe she isn’t lazy and just lacks the imagination and the brain power. Shrug. I almost put up the link to my auction and then hers so you too can laugh but nah. I got a good laugh out of it and that’s good enough for me! Hahahaha

Available For More Calls In April

April 4th, 2010

BID ON MY PANTYHOSE AUCTIONS ON EBANNED.NET

I am finally all moved into my new house (yay me!) and after a long week of cleaning/unpacking (I SO need a houseboy), am settled in for the most part. Just wanted to let you sluts know with a quickie blog entry that I will be online more and available for more phone & web cam sessions in the month of April than usual. I know for those of you that complained that you can’t seem to ever catch me on Niteflirt, the news that your odds have now greatly improved will all be creaming in your panties when you read this! Haha.

Interested in getting me a house warming prezzie (of course you are!), you can do so here…..

I guess it depends on how busy you guys keep me this month but I hope to update all my clipstores, add much more content and pictures to this blog, and start listing auctions on Ebanned.net again in my spare time.

You can also read about e’s recent punishment here…..

Back on Niteflirt

February 3rd, 2010
Wiggling My Toes

Wiggling My Toes

After such a long break, I was rather surprised at how many fetish sluts still remembered me on Niteflirt and still had me saved to their favorites. I would have to say that at least 90% of the calls I received these past few weeks were all from my old regulars.  I think most were equally surprised when I was able to recall their particular brand of perversions simply by the sound of their voice or name, even after all this time. Out of these calls, I think more then half were from my faithful feet fetish boys whom I adore.

I have noticed that the platform/website is indeed experiencing hiccups as the other girls forewarned me but not nearly to the degree I was expecting with dread. Apparently I chose the perfect time to pursue other interests because it was  quite a mess while I was away from what others have told me. I believe they are still working out all the kinks but I am more then satisified with how it all seems to be running for the most part.

So basically, I am back taking fetish based calls on Niteflirt and have this new website for you to peruse…….